Actual headline, I shit you not.
(Access North GA/Thank you, Formspring anon)
That’s…just…come on people. Stop it. JUST. STOP.
I can’t take it much longer………
Be right back, gonna go throw up.
Wait, “Threaten personal freedom and cherished institutions”?
I don’t care about the title, yeah yeah Cumming, GA. Santorum is such a fucking idiot. God should not be in the White House.Hey, remember that time John F. Kennedy ran for president? And everyone was freaking the fuck out because, dear god, a Catholic in the White House— all his decisions will be Catholic-based, all his influences will be due to being Catholic, he’ll turn the entire country into Catholics— and Kennedy had to make a speech that assured that, although his religion would guide him morally, it would not hold any power over his actions as president, the actions made for America. Remember that? And remember what a ridiculously intelligent president John F. Kennedy turned out to be?
Santorum is the exact opposite of this. His platform in its entirety is based upon his religion and his interpretation of his religion. All his decisions, actions, all his speeches, rebuttals, everything he does for America, if he makes it into office, will not be for a country with a Constitution that grants freedom, but for God — and not my idea of God, or your idea of God, but his God.
As hilarious as this “cumming” joke is, I find the line of “Santorum blast Obama policies that he said threaten personal freedom and cherished institutions” much more giggling-inducing, as the only institutions Santorum wants in America are Christian churches and the only freedom he’d allow is by those of the Ten Commandments.
God should not be in the White House.
