shinimegami:

john-loves-his-daddy:

thepageofheart:

aradiapartyingalonewithcorpses:

helloshuckle:

runningheadlong:

thewhitestdevilyouknow:

thedailywhat:

Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.

Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.

[@doraexploring.]

This is the best thing I’ve ever read.

what is actually wrong with her they were going out for about a WEEK

I like that in the midst of the serious comments

one stands out for me

“dat shit cray”

OH MY WORD THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

jesus christ

this is so funny

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so FRIGHTENING. I can see why Austin bailed on her. They’ve been dating for a week and she gets his face tattooed on her, saying she loves him, etc?

AND HER FRIENDS ARE ALL “OMG UR SO DEVOTED WHY DOESN’T HE LIKE IT?”

*facepalm* You have got to be fucking a fish right now.

Bitches be crazy.

Part of me hopes this is fake. The other half demands it be real.

10:12 pm  •  23 February 2012  •  47,805 notes